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I can not be trusted with scissors
The title of this post shouldn't surprise anyone.
I'm getting ready to take a shower when it dawns on me "Geez, my bangs sure are getting long". Now keep in mind- handing me scissors is like handing a three year old scissors and saying "You need a hair cut, have fun!".
My dad taught me a long time ago when building things to measure twice, cut once. This rule obviously does not apply to my world when I have scissors in hand and am standing in front of a mirror. To make a long chopped up story a bit shorter, afterward I got on the phone and called for the short bus to pick me up and take me to work later today. Simply put- I look like Moe from the three stooges when his bangs were cut half way up his forehead.
The rest of the hair on my head is safe- its length is below mid-back and is difficult to reach (read: chop).
It's now 2:45 in the morning and I'm grieving for the loss of my hair and the depth of my stupidity.
D had to work 3rd shift both Saturday and Sunday. He has Monday and Tuesday off and of course, I'm working today from 1 to 9pm. This 'Sleepy Time Extra' tea needs to kick in and I need to go to bed.
I'm getting ready to take a shower when it dawns on me "Geez, my bangs sure are getting long". Now keep in mind- handing me scissors is like handing a three year old scissors and saying "You need a hair cut, have fun!".
My dad taught me a long time ago when building things to measure twice, cut once. This rule obviously does not apply to my world when I have scissors in hand and am standing in front of a mirror. To make a long chopped up story a bit shorter, afterward I got on the phone and called for the short bus to pick me up and take me to work later today. Simply put- I look like Moe from the three stooges when his bangs were cut half way up his forehead.
The rest of the hair on my head is safe- its length is below mid-back and is difficult to reach (read: chop).
It's now 2:45 in the morning and I'm grieving for the loss of my hair and the depth of my stupidity.
D had to work 3rd shift both Saturday and Sunday. He has Monday and Tuesday off and of course, I'm working today from 1 to 9pm. This 'Sleepy Time Extra' tea needs to kick in and I need to go to bed.
Labels: I'm Not Right In The Head
Posted by Aza at 2:32 AM::
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Don't I remember another time when you did this to yourself, Aza? Seriously, have we come full circle? :D
Thanks for talking about my tea -- I am without rose hips, which S. is looking for, for me. I haven't been sick in over a year, so I wasn't equipped to have all the ingredients on hand. I need to stock up.
Indeed we have come full circle! Somehow I'm pretty sure it's a circle we'll see again (and again, and again).
I'm really hoping you can kick the nasties- I think you're tea is just what the doctor ordered. If S can't find the rose hips let me know and I'll send ya a big bag of them.
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