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Aeon Flux: Yeah, it was okay. They could have stuck a little closer to the animated series (remember Liquid Television?) and made her a much bigger bitch. She wasn't nearly "La Femme" enough in my opinion.
18 Fingers Of Death: You've probably never heard of this one, it's an independent, (so naturally) I dug it. It was pretty much poking fun at current Kung Fu movies/actors. Forewarning: if you can't handle or appreciate a good n' shitty indie film, you'll hate it.
King Kong: CGI was nice however, there were a few poor backstory inserts. Which means: In the movie they gave you history on a particular character but did not move into telling that history seamlessly.
Fun With Dick And Jane: Eh, *shrug*. Wasn't too bad. I'd classify it under "rentable". Fire Marshal Bill really came out in this role.
Hostel: That nugget of crap got an entry all of its own (see below). I feel that I must add...If Hostel were toilet paper, I wouldn't wipe my dogs ass with it.
18 Fingers Of Death: You've probably never heard of this one, it's an independent, (so naturally) I dug it. It was pretty much poking fun at current Kung Fu movies/actors. Forewarning: if you can't handle or appreciate a good n' shitty indie film, you'll hate it.
King Kong: CGI was nice however, there were a few poor backstory inserts. Which means: In the movie they gave you history on a particular character but did not move into telling that history seamlessly.
Fun With Dick And Jane: Eh, *shrug*. Wasn't too bad. I'd classify it under "rentable". Fire Marshal Bill really came out in this role.
Hostel: That nugget of crap got an entry all of its own (see below). I feel that I must add...If Hostel were toilet paper, I wouldn't wipe my dogs ass with it.
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