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Warning: Virus Alert!
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should share this warning with 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
Update: After extensive testing, it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.
(thanks Kira! After a crappy day on the job I needed this!)
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should share this warning with 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
Update: After extensive testing, it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.
(thanks Kira! After a crappy day on the job I needed this!)
Labels: A Slice Of Spam
Posted by Aza at 9:28 PM::
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4 Thoughts On The Subject
have you seen this? holy shit burgers is this creeeeeeeeeeepy.
http://generationsoflight.myicontrol.com/index.cfm?id=67C8F9DB-D1C8-4C6B-8562E3094336BBD0
Uhhhh, holy shit burgers is right! WTF is that all about? It's not like some fucked up version of NAMBLA is it?
I love my dad but umm, I don't think him taking me to my first dance would have helped my psychology. I'm screwed up enough as it is.
When I was little my dad was more worried about keeping my mother from killing me, making sure Krazy K and I got to school, making sure we got fed, etc. Our dance skills weren't that high on his priority list.
Even if it isn't something bad, it is odd. Plus, my dad can't dance. Braces on both legs.
Holy crap man ,I loved this. Ironic that I am reading it at 7:30 on a Saturday morning when I am *gasp* working? :D
yeah, but you're not "at" work. you're workin' in spiderman underroos and eating cereal over your keyboard!
did you see that "purity" website, Rose? you'll flip.
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