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Beam me up, snotty!
Alright, who’s the asshat that stuck my head in a blender while I was sleeping last night?
This weekend was supposed to be about catching up on my homework so I can take that stupid test Monday. Ha! This weekend has actually been about me lying in bed, watching The Godfather trilogy on AMC and rolling around in my own plague. Visions of shoving an M80 up my nose and lighting the fuse to relieve this head congestion comfort me. The pressure……My teeth feel like they’re trying to pull themselves free from my skull to escape my mouth. I want to scoop an eye out with a spoon, stick a garden hose in there and wash out all of the gunk. The straw breaking my back is, everything smells horrific! Maybe I should buy some Nasal Douche; desperate times call for desperate measures. *sigh* Then again, the idea of someone douching their nose freaks me out- regardless of how therapeutic some claim it to be.
Something’s gotta give.
This weekend was supposed to be about catching up on my homework so I can take that stupid test Monday. Ha! This weekend has actually been about me lying in bed, watching The Godfather trilogy on AMC and rolling around in my own plague. Visions of shoving an M80 up my nose and lighting the fuse to relieve this head congestion comfort me. The pressure……My teeth feel like they’re trying to pull themselves free from my skull to escape my mouth. I want to scoop an eye out with a spoon, stick a garden hose in there and wash out all of the gunk. The straw breaking my back is, everything smells horrific! Maybe I should buy some Nasal Douche; desperate times call for desperate measures. *sigh* Then again, the idea of someone douching their nose freaks me out- regardless of how therapeutic some claim it to be.
Something’s gotta give.
Posted by Aza at 2:37 PM::
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ha! i've been watching the godfathers all day too. i kind of enjoy the little rap trailers they play between commercials (saying "the father was the mack daddy! the son is the prince of darkness!") almost more than the movies. and they have those clips to the tune of some bad Ice-T song. it's hysterical. they should re-edit the whole trilogy to 90s rap.
LOL! 6 hours ago I started muting the t.v. everytime those commercials came on and just read them instead. Two freaking days now, two days of Ice-T rappin' "Power, I know you wanna try it, well check it out, money can buy it!!! Blah, blah, blah...." It's starting to make me want to stick a pencil in my ear.
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