100+ Things
Another open letter
To the lady that wanted to include me in a debate with herself over purchasing a $234.00 script for vaginal use.
Dear lady with the prescription for her vagina,
I really don't feel like there's a whole lot to discuss here.
A/ Keeping the big picture in mind, which is your lifespan- $234.00 doesn't seem like an unreasonable amount of money to spend on your vaginal health. I'm kind of lost on the fact that you would talk yourself out following your doctors orders. Which leads me to...
B/ I understand that $234.00 is a lot of money but after hearing "My husband isn't going to appreciate me spending this much money on a prescription. We have the money but I think he'd be really upset." I say, "Fuck your stupid husband." Should he ever need a prescription for his penis, I hope you let it fall off since he's the kind of man that can appreciate saving a few bucks at the expense of his wife and her health.
C/ You did not look embarrassed when talking to me today about your prescription, you looked ashamed. A grown person pointing at the lower portion of their body while using the words "down there" makes me sad. Whoever told you the word "vagina" was wrong, rude, shameful or dirty should be ashamed of themselves.
and D/ I hope you see your own self worth and quite allowing other people in your world put a price on your health.
Dear lady with the prescription for her vagina,
I really don't feel like there's a whole lot to discuss here.
A/ Keeping the big picture in mind, which is your lifespan- $234.00 doesn't seem like an unreasonable amount of money to spend on your vaginal health. I'm kind of lost on the fact that you would talk yourself out following your doctors orders. Which leads me to...
B/ I understand that $234.00 is a lot of money but after hearing "My husband isn't going to appreciate me spending this much money on a prescription. We have the money but I think he'd be really upset." I say, "Fuck your stupid husband." Should he ever need a prescription for his penis, I hope you let it fall off since he's the kind of man that can appreciate saving a few bucks at the expense of his wife and her health.
C/ You did not look embarrassed when talking to me today about your prescription, you looked ashamed. A grown person pointing at the lower portion of their body while using the words "down there" makes me sad. Whoever told you the word "vagina" was wrong, rude, shameful or dirty should be ashamed of themselves.
and D/ I hope you see your own self worth and quite allowing other people in your world put a price on your health.
Labels: It’s Work Therefore I Bitch, Open Letters
Posted by Aza at 2:51 AM::
---------------------------------------------
2 Thoughts On The Subject
LOL! well, now that I'm done cleaning all of the soda off of the laptop (thanks Maevyn! You had me laughing so hard I almost puked!) I hope his penis falls off.
I really do.
ROFL Aza! Glad I could be of humorous service! :) (Did you get all the soda off the laptop? You know, getting the keys to work right after that can be a real bitch.) LOL
Have a great day!! :)
Post a Comment
<< Home