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    Friday, April 21, 2006

    Laws Of Life (passed along by Di)

    Law of Mechanical Repair:
    After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.

    Law of the Workshop:
    Any tool, when dropped will roll to the least accessible corner.

    Law of Probability:
    The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

    Law of the Telephone:
    If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

    Law of the Alibi:
    If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

    Variation Law:
    If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

    Law of the Bath:
    When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

    Law of Close Encounters:
    The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

    Law of the Result:
    When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

    Law of the Biomechanics:
    The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

    Law of the Theatre:
    At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

    Law of Coffee:
    As soon as you sit down to a hot cup of coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

    Murphy’s Law of Lockers:
    If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

    Law of Rugs/Carpets:
    The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

    Law of Location:
    No matter where you go, there you are.

    Law of Logical Argument:
    Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

    Brown’s Law:
    If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.

    Oliver’s Law:
    A closed mouth gathers no feet.

    Wilson’s Law:
    As soon as you find a product you really like, they will stop making it.

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    Blogger Aza said...

    Heh, doesn’t the “Law of Logical Argument” conjure images of politicians and lawyers everywhere?

    11:55 AM  

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