That's just gross!
My head hurts. Bad. The Advil I threw at this headache demon an hour ago just made it laugh and squeeze my brain harder.
There was no running water at work today. The fact that we had no running water just went to show how nasty some women on this planet truly are. The fact that this waterless bathroom is located in a pharmacy didn’t help much either. I’d like to kick the snot out of the nasty bitch that saw the huge sign on the bathroom door that said “No Running Water. The Bathroom Is Out Of Service.” yet still walked in, deposited a used tampon in the toilet and walked out. I’m not going to go into further detail, my head and your stomach just can‘t handle it tonight. We won’t venture to ask what Aza saw in the stall next to the tampon stall. Suffice it to say; there are some nasty bitches walking the same planet as you and I, my friend. Think about that the next time you handle a dollar bill and don’t immediately wash or sanitize your hands afterward. There’s a good chance that the hand that dollar left before reaching yours, just walked out of a waterless bathroom. And was on its period. Or just took a crap. I’m nauseous and tip-toeing on the boarder of a panic attack just thinking about it.
The upside to this waterless nightmare? I got to watch my pharmacist- a grown man- do the pee-pee dance for two hours.
There was no running water at work today. The fact that we had no running water just went to show how nasty some women on this planet truly are. The fact that this waterless bathroom is located in a pharmacy didn’t help much either. I’d like to kick the snot out of the nasty bitch that saw the huge sign on the bathroom door that said “No Running Water. The Bathroom Is Out Of Service.” yet still walked in, deposited a used tampon in the toilet and walked out. I’m not going to go into further detail, my head and your stomach just can‘t handle it tonight. We won’t venture to ask what Aza saw in the stall next to the tampon stall. Suffice it to say; there are some nasty bitches walking the same planet as you and I, my friend. Think about that the next time you handle a dollar bill and don’t immediately wash or sanitize your hands afterward. There’s a good chance that the hand that dollar left before reaching yours, just walked out of a waterless bathroom. And was on its period. Or just took a crap. I’m nauseous and tip-toeing on the boarder of a panic attack just thinking about it.
The upside to this waterless nightmare? I got to watch my pharmacist- a grown man- do the pee-pee dance for two hours.
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