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I should be featured on the Weather Channel…
I predict the shit storm currently raging at work will continue throughout the rest of the weekend and well into the coming week. Since its arrival early last week it has shown no signs of letting up. If you decided to stay and disregard the suggested evacuation- adorn your waders and flack jackets folks, the time to seek shelter and hunker down is well behind us.
The exact extent of the damages this storm is causing is currently too massive (and still gathering mass) to calculate, we can at the very least expect to see continued: severe depression, homicidal/suicidal tendencies, sleep deprivation (from those 11+ hour shifts), panic attacks, spontaneous obscene outbursts, psychotic episodes, humiliation, temper tantrums, and much, much more.
The upside? Well folks, there is no fucking upside. FEMA hid under the bed as soon as they saw this one coming and clean up crews are not preparing for the storms end- that will be left up to the individual.
In short, you’re fucked.
The exact extent of the damages this storm is causing is currently too massive (and still gathering mass) to calculate, we can at the very least expect to see continued: severe depression, homicidal/suicidal tendencies, sleep deprivation (from those 11+ hour shifts), panic attacks, spontaneous obscene outbursts, psychotic episodes, humiliation, temper tantrums, and much, much more.
The upside? Well folks, there is no fucking upside. FEMA hid under the bed as soon as they saw this one coming and clean up crews are not preparing for the storms end- that will be left up to the individual.
In short, you’re fucked.
Labels: It’s Work Therefore I Bitch
Posted by Aza at 8:25 PM::
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6 Thoughts On The Subject
Well, let's just hope for low humidity :o)
i wish someone would write a book called "Shitstorm"
If I could write, I’d so do that! “Shitstorm: A Forecast” by Aza. I’d make it semi autobiographical.
Luck- I live in Fl....oh dear Christ, the humidity! It's like a fricken shit storm sauna in here.
Better a shit storm sauna than a...well, hell, I guess there's nothing worse than that. You'd have to, I don't know, keep breathing in the same air over and over and the steam would just cause it to settle and...Oh, that's entirely too much imagery!
I think the weather from some of my clients offices is showing up on your radar.
Did I mention my new link?
Fear And Loathing - The Blog Papers
Just to be sure --- waiting for you to visit. :-)
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