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The malfunction of my sensibility organ
began when Tabby came into town for a visit and I came up with the brilliant idea of meeting at the local pub.
Yes, I'm the albino on the right. Shut up.
Yeah, yeah, I know... it all looks innocent enough. A couple friends catching up on old times, having a few drinks. She's showing me pictures and video of her internship on her laptop in the background...
As bad as this one looks, I'm actually getting ready to slide my butt up on the edge of the pool table to sit.
Then...
Some asshole (thanks D!) invited Patróns shots to the 'get together'. It all went downhill from there. Out of 27 pictures, these are the only five that are really 'showable'.
(P.S.- No need to point out the painfully obvious, I am fully aware of the fact that I have never had a 'good' picture taken of me. I blame my face.)
Yes, I'm the albino on the right. Shut up.
Yeah, yeah, I know... it all looks innocent enough. A couple friends catching up on old times, having a few drinks. She's showing me pictures and video of her internship on her laptop in the background...
As bad as this one looks, I'm actually getting ready to slide my butt up on the edge of the pool table to sit.
Then...
Some asshole (thanks D!) invited Patróns shots to the 'get together'. It all went downhill from there. Out of 27 pictures, these are the only five that are really 'showable'.
(P.S.- No need to point out the painfully obvious, I am fully aware of the fact that I have never had a 'good' picture taken of me. I blame my face.)
Labels: Goofy Pics, I'm Not Right In The Head, Just Another Stupid Story
Posted by Aza at 10:50 PM::
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15 Thoughts On The Subject
You blame your face? But you have such a beautiful smile!
I fail to comprehend how someone living in Florida can be as pale as you. You need to go sunbath (in the nude).
(Send me photos).
Thaank you! I was actually terrified to post any of those but decided to throw caution to the wind.
As for being an albino, I work in a pharmacy and am a night person...plus, I have a skin cancer phobia.
Well, I'm glad you did, 'cuz I've got a total crush.
And when was your last eye exam? I think you might have me confused with Tabby. I'm the dorky looking geek in the black tank top.
Anyway, if albinos can blush, I'm totally blushing. Thank you.
I know which one you are. Still crushin'. (And my last eye exam was like four years ago, but my glasses still work fine, thank ye.)
look at you. you're all hot n' shit. no fucking fair. you're supposed to be hiding behind all this typing with your Einstein picture up there because you've got one eye or conjoined twin on your head and can never reveal your deformities. but no. turns out you're all hot? what the hell?? see how that is? you (I) always assume you get one or the other, looks or brains. but you got both. hmm. how do i restore balance to the world? i got it! maybe your not as smart as i thought...
Whoa, wait! I’ve seen pics of you, your lickable hot and a brilliant writer (who needs his eyes checked too, btw)! So explain that one smarty pants.
Yeah, look at you. You're all hot 'n shit....geez. I used to have looks and brains once, too. Then I became a mother....*sigh*
Thanks for posting the pics! It's nice to put a face to the name! Now, get your ass up to CO and come hang out with me. LOL.
Meavyn, I'd bet dollar to dime you're a jaw dropper- No way someone can have a child as beautiful as yours and not be absolutely gorgeous!
Pffft. You're just saying that. If I were to shed all the baby weight that I never gained until AFTER I had her, LOLOL, I might look decent again. ROFL. I'll have to find, and send, a pic of me now. :)
Holy Shit, you're gorgeous!!!!
all this talk about asses around here made me go out and buy a dog's chew toy
ROFLMFAO David!!!!!!!!!!
Oh geez, and I was like all ready to post my "Uh, I can totally see your penis outline" rant. I guess I'll save that one for later.
Them be some nasty outlines, Aza. I did NOT need that mental pic right before eating breakfast. Ugh. LOL. And I know what you mean. Oh, and let us not forget the "I shouldn't be caught dead in these" Speedo penis outlines....
Damn it. All this talk of penis' is making me horny. For good ones. *sigh* LOL
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