A few beans shy of a burrito
Aza is temporarily out of order at the moment. Rest assured, we have crews working diligently around the clock on the problem and expect resolution (ie., semi-full functionality) within days (we think).
We’re sorry for any inconvenience this may cause you.
Should you feel that you’ve reached this entry in error, please direct your concern to our complaint department (here or via Aza‘s cell voicemail). We may or may not give a shit and reserve our right to do so.
Thank you for your patients and understanding.
The Management
We’re sorry for any inconvenience this may cause you.
Should you feel that you’ve reached this entry in error, please direct your concern to our complaint department (here or via Aza‘s cell voicemail). We may or may not give a shit and reserve our right to do so.
Thank you for your patients and understanding.
The Management
Labels: My Psychosis
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2 Thoughts On The Subject
The Complaint Department referred me to a call center in India who put me on hold and then I was transferred to a an offshore gambling site in the Bahamas!?! That was bad craziness.
I will look forward to you visiting again soon. I have an extra can of beans if that will help. Although I'm running low on red sauce.
Yep, that's the complaint department for you.
I owe you one, Kilroy.
That's the first smile I've had hit my face in days.
Please, pass the beans.
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