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    Tuesday, January 23, 2007

    My Fine Is...$555.10

    I jacked this from over at Tuna Girl’s place.

    I had to actually go searching for a calculator to tally mine up. That’s just sad. By the way, does anyone else smell brimstone, or is it just me?


    Here’s how it works: You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. (Not per incident!) Tally up your score and post it on your blog with the title… ”My Fine Is…”

    Smoked pot — $10
    Did acid — $5
    Ever had sex at church — $25
    Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
    Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
    Had sex for money — $100
    Vandalized something — $20
    Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
    Beat up someone — $20
    Been jumped — $10
    Crossed dressed — $10
    Given money to stripper — $25
    Been in love with a stripper — $20
    Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10
    Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
    Ever drive drunk — $20
    Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
    Used toys while having sex — $30
    Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
    Went skinny dipping — $5
    Had sex in a pool — $20
    Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
    Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
    Cheated on your significant other — $10
    Masturbated — $10
    Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
    Done oral — $5
    Got oral — $5
    Done/got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
    Stole something — $10
    Had sex with someone in jail — $25
    Made a nasty home video — $15
    Had a threesome — $50
    Had sex in the wild — $20
    Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
    Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
    Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
    Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
    Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
    Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
    Went streaking — $5
    Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
    Been arrested — $5
    Spent time in jail — $15
    Peed in the pool — $0.50
    Played spin the bottle — $5
    Done something you regret — $20
    Had sex with your best friend — $20
    Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
    Had anal sex — $80
    Lied to your mate — $5
    Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

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    5 Thoughts On The Subject

    Blogger Tuna Girl said...

    Whoa! You're beating some of my gay friends. ;-)

    7:48 PM  
    Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

    You should have to bold what you've done. C'mon. For fun. :)

    12:56 AM  
    Blogger Aza said...

    TG- I’m embarrassed to say that even D scored lower than I did. It did spark up an interesting conversation, probably not the kind of conversation most husbands and wives have. Heh, little did I (or he!!!) know- even after 11 years!

    Snay- Uh, no.

    3:49 PM  
    Blogger trinity67 said...

    $375.50

    11:53 PM  
    Blogger Aza said...

    Snay, I'll bold what I've done if you do it first.

    1:41 AM  

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