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    Monday, October 20, 2008

    Hell hath no fury like an Aza scorned!

    Who needs Karma when you’ve got Aza on your side?

    The last few weeks have been a bit of a whirlwind. As some of you may know Kojak, my bestest friend in the whole wide world is going through one hell of a vicious divorce. His former bitch is trying to take him for everything he’s worth. She apparently thinks a 7 year marriage with no children and no property constitutes 3K a month for the rest of her life. Think again, bitch! Aza’s on the case!

    So long story short she’s been playing the “I’ve got mysterious illnesses and can’t work” role. Every time she’s showed up to court she’s not worn a bit of make-up and looks like soft serve shit. Yet behind the scenes she has been working and playing. The playing part is where I come in. She’s been bar hopping, shopping and vacationing all over the place for the last year now. All this time she’s been claiming she’s at deaths door and cashing a 3 thousand dollar alimony/temporary needs check, slowly dragging out this divorce killing Kojak financially each month. Heh, her friends and family have been taking pictures of these little outings. Lots of pictures. Pictures of her at parties, on vacations, at theme parks, during the holidays and all the while drinking like a fish in a good number of the photographs. These pictures were put on their myspace pages. Her myspace page as well as those of her friends and family are all set to private however the online slide show websites hosting the pictures posted to myspace are open for general viewing.

    Sooooo, should you decide to get into a vicious nasty divorce with your spouse, lie your ass off about your health and screw them financially/emotionally for over a year- ya better make sure your retarded friends and family don’t post pictures proving you’re just fine. Ya also better be sure your spouse doesn’t have a friend with a computer that wants to see you crash and burn in hell.

    To my dearest friend’s ex-wife- I hope you shit yourself on the stand when Kojak’s attorney brought out 60+ pictures of you acting like the completely healthy, white trash, gold digging whore you are. I also hope you shit yourself when your married lover (that recently dumped your stupid ass) was brought up on the stand and confirmed in testimony that you were just fine when the two of you went to New York and on that cruise.

    So lots of other stuff going down but that's what I was most consumed with last week.

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    Blogger Mrs. "Smith" said...

    *high five* I NEVER want to get on your bad side. LOL. Good for you! I'm waiting to find out how the divorce decree reads. I hope the judge sees her for what she seems to be, and tells her to shove off.

    4:13 PM  
    OpenID anyamartinez said...

    isn't it awesome when the stupid people screw themselves?

    Good on you. >:)

    12:12 AM  
    Blogger MJ said...

    You are one awesome friend, kudos to you.

    And that Naked Mole-Rat was the funniest freaking thing I've ever seen. Holy hanna, I laughed so hard!

    7:12 PM  
    Blogger Aza said...

    Mrs. Smith- I loathe that woman! Kojak is still waiting on the decree, I’ll be very glad for him when it’s all over.

    Anya- The intensity of her retardation truly boggles the mind.

    MJ- Thanks! I’ve always been one to jump in the fray to help or defend a friend.

    2:25 PM  

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