Pucker up buttercup

Okay, so it’s shaped like a penis.

But the colors are really great! Well, two of the colors are really great anyway. If I’d quit melting them by leaving the damn things in my car I wouldn’t have a biannual trip to the sex shop to buy replacements (is that a bad thing?).

Man, the things we’ll do for a nice shade of lip wear. What’s really sad is I only wear makeup (and very little at best) to work.

(Heya Lushy, did you see these on your sex superstore visit?)