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Dumb but funny observations
I found this in a forwarded mail- I would give credit where credit is due but I don't remember who sent it to me. Usually I hate forwards as expressed here and I wish the sender cursed to eternal damnation... but yeah this one I kind of like...
*1.* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
*2* People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
*3* When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
*4* When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
*5* When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
*6* People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
*7.* When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
*8* When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
*9* When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
*1.* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
*2* People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
*3* When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
*4* When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
*5* When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
*6* People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
*7.* When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
*8* When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
*9* When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
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Posted by Aza at 9:36 AM::
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That there is pure gold! Hey, I got one! What about when you're kidnapping a child and he's screaming "Mister, please don't kidnap me!" Of course I'm going to kidnap him. What do you think the rope and duct tape are for??
And he laughed... and laughed... and laughed...
Wanted to see if you'll be picking out one of these gems to submit to the blog carnival.
Seems like a long time since I've heard from you. Although I've been guilty of that myself. Hate it when life interferes in keeping up with my blog buddies.
I've got one, too. I really hate it when people talk.
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