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    Sunday, April 20, 2008

    Looks like the only time I post is when I’m sick

    Here was how today was supposed to go….


    5:00am- Get D off to work and go to sleep
    10:00am- Get up
    10:15am- Get dad up
    10:30am- Get a shower
    11:00am- Grab a snack
    11:15am- Get ready for Kojak’s award ceremony
    12:00pm- Boondoggle around
    12:30pm- Start bitching at dad to get in the car
    1:00pm- Leave for the award ceremony
    1:20pm- Arrive at award ceremony
    1:30pm- Watch Kojak get award
    2:00pm- Get some lunch with dad and Kojak before his shift starts
    3:00pm- Drop dad off
    3:30pm- Head to Kojak’s house to straighten up and get some laundry done (while harassing his cats) before his tattoo guy comes over Tuesday
    6:00pm- Come home
    6:30pm- Decide what everyone wants for dinner
    7:30pm- Get started on dinner
    9:00pm- Feed everyone
    10:00pm- Get started on chores around the house
    1:30am- Check email and watch a movie
    4:30am- Get ready for bed
    5:00am- Sleep




    Here’s how it has gone thus far…


    4:10am- Post on my blog while listening my tummy serenade “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap”
    4:45am- Doze off feeling rather queasy
    5:00am- D wakes me up as he’s getting ready for work. Feeling really queasy
    6:00am- Sit bolt upright in bed. Bathroom, NOW!
    6:15am- Lay back down, thank God it’s over
    7:00am- Fall out of bed running for bathroom
    7:15am- Lay back down, thank God it’s over
    9:00am- Jump up and trip over cat running for bathroom
    9:15am- Lay back down and pray to God that it’s over
    10:00am- Tummy wakes me with odd noises
    10:05am- More praying
    10:10am- More praying
    10:15am- Cat scratches the hell out of me when I jump up and run for the bathroom
    10:30am- The cursing of the small bowel begins as prayers for it aren’t working
    11:00am- Small bowel responds to said curses with a little curse of it’s own “Get to the bathroom, NOW!!!”
    11:30am- Call Kojak
    11:45am- Slam foot in cabinet while running to the bathroom
    11:50am- Reset toe that is jammed up into my ankle
    12:00pm- Kojak calls
    12:15pm- It is decided that I will not be attending his award ceremony
    12:30pm- Dad leaves alone for ceremony
    12:45pm- Run from the living room to the bathroom destroying all in my way
    12:50pm- Call D asking if he’s experiencing anything similar. Have to leave a voicemail
    1:00pm- Kojak calls and I apologize for not attending. He says he’s had a similar tummy upset. I take comfort in knowing I’m not alone
    1:30pm- Gingerly sip Boost
    1:45pm- Decide to move into the bathroom as I’m sick of injuring myself running to it
    2:00pm- Curse. A lot
    2:20pm- Posting from my bathroom...



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    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Do you always keep those odd hours?

    9:01 PM  
    Blogger Will Cuff said...

    I used to post things from the bathroom until my laptop took a fateful spill from the bathroom counter. No I don't have one of those bathrooms that anything that falls finds it's way into the toilet. My laptop (toughbook my ass) hit the floor and busted the locking mechanism to keep it closed. The thing that angered me most was that I had owned it for 2 days.

    thanks for the comments hope to keep good calls coming.

    3:31 AM  
    Blogger Will Cuff said...

    Tag your it.

    4:29 PM  
    Blogger Unknown said...

    Aza,
    I like reading your blog, but it takes FOREVER for my computer to load your page. I'm not sure why??

    12:13 AM  
    Blogger Hunter Dimmick said...

    i hope i can become a regular and i also shit with my Pc in hand.......lap.

    12:55 PM  

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