I love screwing these up

Subject: Get to know your friends
Have fun!

1. What time is it? 2:30 pm

2. What's your full name? Aza Whatthefuckever Doe

3. What are you most afraid of? Filthy bathrooms

4. Most recent movie that you have seen in a theatre? Corpse Bride

5. Place of birth? A Hospital

6. Favorite new food? Old cheese

7. What's your natural hair color? Bald

8. Ever been to Alaska? In a dream once.

9. Ever been toilet papering rolling? Why would I want to roll toilet paper? I thought the goal was to get it off of the roll, not on it.

10. Love someone so much it made you cry? Yes, but duct tape made it better.

11.What are you wearing? Jammies

12. Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons for the vegetarian, please.

13. Favorite day of the week? The lucid ones.

14. Favorite Flower? Potted

15. Favorite sport to watch? Boxing. But really any sport in which someone legitimately gets their ass kicked.

16. Favorite Alcoholic Drink? Yes, please.

17. Favorite ice cream? The fattening kind.

18. Disney or Warner Brothers? Adult Swim

19. What color is your bedroom carpet? Before the police came?

20. How many times did you failed your driver's test? There was a test? I must have skipped that day.

21. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail? Some company asking if I'd like penis enlargement.

22. What do you do most often when you are bored? Nothing and that’s why I’m bored.

23 Bedtime? No thanks, I just woke up.

24. Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest? Someone who is bored.

25. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond? Someone who isn’t bored.

26. Who are you are most curious to see their responses? Me

27. Favorite TV shows? Cartoons, The First 48 and Deadliest Catch.

28. Last person you went to dinner with? Me, myself and I. Oh, and some person I picked up at the bus station.

29. Ford or Chevy? If it has 4 wheels and an engine I’m happy.

30. What are you listening to right now? The voices in my head conjuring an alibi, and Gangsta Rap.

31. What are your favorite colors - Grays and khakis

32. How many tattoos do you have? Do oddly shaped scars count?

33. How many pets do you have? 1, I’m married to him.

34. Which came first the chicken or the egg? Single celled organisms in the ocean.

35. What would you like to accomplish before you die? Living

36. How many people are you sending this e-mail to? Only the Shadow knows.

RETURN DIRECTIONS: Now, here 's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Hit forward, delete my answers and type in your answers. Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about those who know you. Remember to send it back to the person who sent it to you.